Sometimes only the court jester can successfully call out the king for wearing no clothes. While Fox News, John DePetro, Bishop Tobin and Rep. Doreen Costa are hardly still royalty in post-tea party America, John Stewart can still shed some sanity on their completely fabricated and self-indulgent “war on Christmas.”
After all, I’m certain the vast majority of us agree this annual holiday assault from the right has more comedic value than cultural. Watch the very funny and insightful Daily Show segment here:
Yes you are fucking nuts. Because for whatever annoying, local ticky-tack Christmas-abolishing story you and your merry band of persecution-seeking researches can scour the wires to turn up the rest of can’t swing a dead elf without knocking over a inflatable snow globe or a giant blinking candy cane.For God’s sakes, Fox News itself is located in midtown Manhattan, the epicenter of all that is godless, secular, gay, jewy and hell-bound and, yet, even here, all around your studio, it looks like Santa’s balls exploded.