Sunday Night Movie: STAR WARS I-III: A PHANTOM EDIT


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Rhode Island’s Future is dedicated to providing both quality news and analysis while also giving showcase to amazing arts and entertainment programming. As part of this, we will begin a new Sunday Night Movie column that goes out of the way to find the quirky, kooky, and weird material we know our readers will enjoy. As our inaugural effort we present STAR WARS I-III: A PHANTOM EDIT!

Created by editor Andrew Kwan, this is a brilliant work that will stun both fans and the casual viewer. Kwan has remixed the six hours of problematic prequels into a tightly-edited two hours of STAR WARS bliss. Using all of five minutes of EPISODE I, fifty minutes of EPISODE II, and leaving the remainder for EPISODE III, he has created a picture that is almost totally Jar-Jar free and makes Anakin Skywalker into a truly tragic figure as opposed to a whiny brat.

Spoiler-free STAR WARS review


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J.J. Abrams has come into his own as a film maker here, creating a film much better than both SUPER 8 and STAR TREK. It is pretty clear he sat down for a few months, broke down the STAR WARS movies into little bits, saved the juicy kernels, and threw out the chaff. He has reverse engineered and rebuilt a film series that needed it badly. Three and a half decades after EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, audiences finally get a sequel that is a worthy successor to what the late Irvin Kershner created in 1980, one of the best science fiction adventure films of that decade. A large amount of credit for this achievement lies with screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan, the scribe of EMPIRE, RETURN OF THE JEDI, and RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, he and Abrams have developed a tight, powerful story that keeps you glued to your seat. The special effects are brilliant, the camera work is tight, and the sets are magnificent.

The other part of why this is such a good movie is because George Lucas is not involved. If we are frank and brutally honest, the fact is that the man has some good story ideas but never was a good screenwriter. Indeed, Harrison Ford, who really owns this film, famously once told Lucas “you can write this sh*t but you can’t say it.” What happened with Lucas is actually a pretty instructional parable of ego gone berserk. When he made the original film, he was on a tight leash and had producers saying “no, George, we can’t do that” or “that is a ridiculous idea, George, get back to work.” This happened again on EMPIRE STRIKES BACK because Irvin Kershner, who was an old Hollywood pro, was able to have a respectful relationship with producer Lucas.

But after that, things really went south. Lucas became one of the most powerful people in the Hollywood Hills and no one could tell him he was wrong. THE RETURN OF THE JEDI was originally a massively different movie than what ended up on screen. Han Solo was supposed to die in the first act, Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia were not siblings, and the major action scenes were set on the Wookie home planet. The movie ended with the Emperor alive, Lando Calrissian dead, and Luke and Leia parting ways to create a new Jedi order and Republic, respectively. But then Lucas, who could never be wrong, insisted on these absurd rewrites that would conclude the series but also ruin the movie.

By the time Lucas got to the prequels, all hell broke loose. He hired a bunch of yes-men who would grant his every ridiculous wish and tell him he was a genius. “Sure George, a Jamaican Donald Duck is brilliant!” “Sure George, let’s turn Anakin Skywalker into a drop-out from Beverly Hills 90210, great idea!” “Sure George, why not turn the final battle between Obi-Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader into a Sega Genesis game, you are America’s Shakespeare!” But the sad fact is no one ever told him something that was right in front of his nose: you never turn a bit part Alec Guiness took for the money into the main character of his own movie series! For all his posturing nonsense about great narrative arcs from Joseph Campbell and banal analogies about the fall of the Roman Empire, Lucas never was able to create a protagonist in those movies who was actually likable. It is one thing to speculate about the life of Anakin Skywalker before he became Darth Vader, it is another thing to spend millions of dollars and close to ten years making three absolute clunkers that have as much appeal as an ingrown toenail.

All that is gone here, in fact word has it that Lucas feels burned because they threw out his original story and started from scratch. Instead of Ewoks or Gungans or Natalie Portman impersonating a bologna sandwich, we have the original cast in a genuinely exciting story that leaves you wanting more. Last month I wrote how THE PEANUTS MOVIE was a love letter to fans of that original work. This movie is more than that, it is the crazy make-up loving that every STAR WARS fan needs and the sequel we deserved.

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Race, racism, and STAR WARS


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Proving that stupid is a growing currency in our laughable excuse for a culture, there is now a boycott afoot that seeks to challenge the creators of the most successful film franchise in human history for their alleged provocation of “white genocide.”

As the newest STAR WARS film trailer launched Monday night, there also debuted a hashtag, #BoycottStarWarsVII, that protested the creeping authoritarian regime of a film being released by Disney. The Hollywood Reporter, always my personal favorite periodical for dealing with our tremendously racist society, ran this story to explain how high the intelligence of this silliness actually is:

“#BoycottStarWarsVII because it is anti-white propaganda promoting #whitegenocide,” read one tweet from an account calling itself “End Cultural Marxism.” (A subsequent tweet from the same account read “A friend in LA said #StarWarsVII is basically ‘Deray in Space,’ ” — a reference to civil rights activist DeRay Mckesson. “Jewish activist JJ Abrams is an anti-white nut.”)
Another Twitter account, calling itself “Captain Confederacy,” similarly griped that “SJWs [Social Justice Warriors] complain about White artists ‘misappropriating’ culture created by blacks but then celebrate a non-White Star Wars.” Yet another complaint read that the movie should be boycotted “because it’s nothing more than a social justice propaganda piece that alienates it’s core audience of young white males.”

Disney, who is releasing the new STAR WARS film following their purchase of the entirety of the LucasFilm Ltd. corpus from George Lucas some years ago, is now a haven of Marxism, cultural or otherwise? The irony is only matched by the stupidity in this statement.

Disney as a corporation headquartered in Florida is a major donor of the Republican Party, dependent for decades on a series of tax and labor law exemptions that make the operations and maintenance of their various Orlando theme parks tenable. The people who work at Disney are non-union laborers who put up with low pay and even lower benefits. There is a dog-eat-dog culture in the employee pool caused by the economic neoliberalism made manifest on Main Street, USA. Many of the performers who wear the character costumes are in fact low-paid student interns who use their jaunt at Disney World as a resume booster to ascend the ladder in the performing arts, striving one day to work in unionized theater companies. This ethic dates back to the days when Uncle Walt was busting animator labor union efforts and denouncing the union drive leaders as commies before the House Committee on Un-American Activities. The fact that the studio is responsible for a string of unapologetically racist cartoons during the Second World War that demonized Latinos, Asians, and Africans is icing on the cake. There are humans that actually think the folks who brought us SONG OF THE SOUTH, featuring a literal Tar Baby, are now all of the sudden Leninists?

Workers of the world, unite?
Workers of the world, unite?

Perhaps the best critique of Disney comes from Providence native Dr. Henry Giroux, the radical scholar and educator who was denied tenure in 1983 by Boston University President John Silber due to trumped-up charges and a blatant case of anti-communism. He has been engaged for the entirety of his career in a left-wing response to the neoliberal war on critical thought and education. To that degree, he has written valuable scholarship describing Disney as what Louis Althusser called an ‘ideological state apparatus’, a structure like the Church, major media conglomerates, schools, and other cultural landmarks that creates docility and obedience in the population. Here he is in a clip from the film MICKEY MOUSE MONOPOLY: DISNEY, CHILDHOOD & CORPORATE POWER, produced by Media Education Foundation.

He says later in the film:

You can’t get away, anywhere you go, from the products that are being sold and they all overlap so that if Disney produces a bad film, it doesn’t have to worry because, you see it, owns a television station, or it owns a television network in which you can run that film over and over again to massive audiences. Or, it can use its retailers to in fact transform it into a video and sell it in its video store, or it can market it abroad, or create a whole new toy line. Or, if we missed the point, it can begin to advertise it over and over in its newspapers, in its magazines, in it journals, so that eventually it will seem as if that really is such a wonderful product. How can it be in so many places? How could you miss it? I mean, so it seems to me it has the power to place that product, it has the power to turn every element of communication and information in to an advertisement.

That is what makes this accusation of STAR WARS being a radical film due to its multicultural casting so dangerous. By creating the notion that our standard of the Left must include a multi-national corporate entity with a profound and vile record of racism, sexism, misogyny, homophobia, and anti-intellectualism masked as anti-communism, we as consumer-citizens (and there is no real difference at this point) allow the cultural dialogue and intellectual discourse slide that much farther to the right. By doing so, we surrender that much more of our freedom and ability to think critically. And it is abundantly clear, when one looks at the curriculums of neoliberal charter schools and even public schools ensnared in the neoliberal net of Common Core, Race to the Top, and other bi-partisan educational ‘reform’ schemes, that the capacity to think critically is directly targeted by neoliberalism as the mode of governance that both the Democrats and Republicans abide by.

Of course, the typical liberal/progressive response is either to point out the obvious, that the STAR WARS series featured black actors like James Earl Jones, Billy Dee Williams, and Samuel L. Jackson, or to celebrate this shift in the casting dynamics of the Disney corporation. But that is a failure from the outset because it lacks in its critique a discussion of class and how Disney has, along with other major corporations like Wal-Mart, solidified the hegemony of neoliberal orthodoxy in the American economic order. The problem with simplistic identity politics that only emphasizing things that are skin-deep delegitimizes critiques of a Condoleeza Rice or Ben Carson for their obvious gaps regarding economic issues. That is not to say identity issues are invalid, far from it, but one must create a multi-dimensional spectrum that reflects class elements just as equally so to be truly incisive.

Perhaps one of the better critics of neoliberalism in the past few decades was the late Hugo Chavez. He took power in Venezuela and directly challenged Sith-like anti-Latino racism of the Monroe Doctrine with his policies. But he included in his defense of his people the vital issue of class. As a result, the world has seen a ripple effect across South America. Bolivia, Brazil, Ecuador, and Paraguay all elected populist leaders that have challenged the Disney-fication of culture, including economic culture, and mounted a powerful counter to bland identity politics that lack the class element. These are the real Jedi Knights. They have the bravery to take on the Dark Side of neoliberalism, which breeds by design a Palpatine-like imperial presidency. The fact they all come from humble beginnings proves you do not need midichlorians, just a level of insight into the way money, power, and empire work.

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Our generation’s Yoda?

Even though one can call my own politics Leftist, this is not a Left wing position. The recognition of and speaking against neoliberalism is harkening back not to the Communist Party but the Democratic Party of Franklin Roosevelt and Lyndon Johnson. Back then, the major Keynesian economic engine that pulled the country out of the Great Depression and created the boom of the 1950’s and 1960’s was our war economy, first developed to fight the Japanese and Germans and then turned against our wartime allies, the Soviet Union, in a Cold War that lasted until Nixon’s detente policies caused what was known as ‘stag-flation’.

As we stand on the precipice of ecological catastrophe and ever-expanding Middle Eastern wars caused in no small part by our dependence on fossil fuels, the Rhode Island Democratic Party now has at hand the ability to create a Green New Deal that would put thousands more people to work than a Spectra natural gas plant will, unionized jobs installing solar panels, wind turbines, hydroelectric, and geothermal electrical generation mechanisms that would create long-lasting, good-paying union jobs. As irony would have it, George Lucas has also been open about how the Cold War and Richard Nixon inspired his original STAR WARS stories. In a 2005 interview, he explained that REVENGE OF THE SITH’s purge of the Jedi was actually a fantastic version of Watergate and the infamous Saturday Night Massacre.

Do our Democrats dare enact the measures similar to our Latino Jedis and practice some actual democracy? Or will they stand by while our tottering Old Republic transitions into a real Empire? If it be the latter, we might do well to recall the words of T.S. Eliot, ‘This is the way the world ends/Not with a bang but a whimper‘.

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